typical-revolution:

-When your teacher corrects you, respond with, “Yeah, no. That doesn’t work for me.”

-Talk to people while your eyes are closed and you’re rubbing your temples. Nothing says “I’m powerful” like annoyance.

-Call your parents by their first names and repeat them at least three times, like “Janet, Janet, Janet—I thought we vetoed broccoli last week. Be a doll; fetch me some tater tots.”

-The Figment Team

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